Anyhow. If you don't understand what I'm talking about, then you should check out the blog I wrote last night.
No big fancy words this time. I thought about copying and pasting the other blog onto this one. But seemed like a waste creative juices. I decided to make a fun picture design blog instead.
Here's a gander at the good stuff of Jermaine [my faves]:
***Baby Oil [Bedtime Version] -- this may be my ultimate favorite - but then again, I'm a sucker for the provocative and tricky. c(:***
***An inconvenient truth . . . [SO cute and horrible and funny!]***
Air when you need us [Welcome to the future of funny]
Furious George [he made this to rep our church Olympic team - we won best dressed!]
I think this is our friend, Amie's, favorite. Actually, it kind of reminds me of her.
THIS ONE IS UP FOR JUDGING AT THREADLESS RIGHT NOW!! Go here and give it a FIVE!! If it gets printed - he'll win $5000 big ones!
I wish wish wish he had more writing samples up online. But, he does have this - he's a total slogan master. Here is some of his best stuff:
"I found God; now I get to hide."
"The road less traveled by is littered with lost poets."
"Bears don't eat porridge; they eat nosy little girls."
"Careful, I learned martial arts from a rat in a bath robe."
"Family comes first. But nothing comes before aardvark."
"I suspect kickboxing was originally just called cheating."
"I don't hold a grudge. I throw it like a deadly spear."
I have an open door policy. Also, I can't find my stereo."
Aaand [Drum roll, please] - THIS one got printed! :)
"Friends actually let friends do lots of stupid things."
You can check 'em all out here. :) And if you can email him at jermainelovesyou@gmail.com.
Happy pimping!
