Monday, April 28, 2008

Bad Girl Gone Good.


I have to go to work soon, but I felt the need to interject a bit of randomness into cyberspace.

I was thinking about Rihanna today and the album she put out [Good Girl Gone Bad] and suddenly a moment of brilliance swept over me as I realized that in fact I was just the opposite.

Oh man. I have homework I should be doing. Don't tell my mother.

Wait, it's not 1996 anymore. Go ahead. Tell her.

I got a scholarship for $3000 today for a school that I wasn't planning on attending. I gotta say, I'm thinking about changing my plans. Who needs The American University anyhow, right? How snobby are they? As if they're the bloody only American university. That's just silly.

I'm really digging my new gig at Red Robin. Pride comes before a fall and so I'm risking injury here to tell you that I'm really very good at serving people. Pray for me.

Must. Go. Now. Gots to get to work. Guess I can't complain about how much I don't to go, right?

Good day.

P.S. Jermaine called me "M'lady" the other day. I really like that.

5 comments:

Tina said...

Children are the future. Unless we stop them Now.

(Homer Simpson)

brandyglows said...

That's really funny. (:

Andrea said...

Did you write this the day you faked the accent.."bloody only American University"..love ya

brandyglows said...

No. I didn't. Bloody American Gloucester mom...love you, too. :P

Anonymous said...

See?! The Simpsons is funny. Jerk. Oh, and I suppose you've done some commendable writing around here somewhere.

Muah.